The only problem with the mustache tattoo is it's very difficult to twirl menacingly.

"You're a wizard, hairy."

Real estate prices in the neighborhood just skyrocketed.

Dad used to be so fun. Apparently Mom still thinks he is.

How do you show your work?

From Billy Skebba

"Browser? I hardly even know her--and even if I did, who would be interested in a person who made that joke?"

She hasn't been seen since.