U S A, U S A
I got bored at "S"
No, I didn't burn my face. But yes, I did actually burn the jacket. It's Armani by the way. That's how little I care.
How offensive. Everyone knows the possessive 's' requires an apostrophe!
We've seen plenty of Oscars, but this is definitely Bruno the Trashman's first appearance on CH.
Luckily for single people, there are plenty of fish in the sea.