Bender Bending Rodriguez
"Bender's compartment even opens up and has a bottle of Olde Fortran malt liquor and a cigar inside. Believe it or not, there's a good-looking chick (me, of course) underneath that robot head."
Topics
Holidays
Like this Picture
Embed
Close
+
Hooters Girls Don't "Do" Evil
Except for that guy Rick they all dated, he was the worst.
Nipple Wizard
"You're a wizard, hairy."
Bikini Girl Rock Climbing
Once she reaches the top she has to defeat Miley Cyrus in a fist fight.
The Ideal Woman
Her shirt is actually made of beef jerky.
Math Machine Doodle
How do you show your work?
Lindsay Lohan Inspires Kid to Find Himself
Leave that thing a-Lohan.
Spending your Valentine's Day on the internet? This will make everything better.
Thoughts on Valentine's Day from people who are paid to be cynical bastards.
The 3D makes this movie look real...ly sucky
Your pet says a lot about you. But then, you have a gossipy parrot.
Guys try to surf without water, and somehow succeed.
Ice T is good, but this time of year it's all about CoCo
Yeah! And why did Microsoft make Bing when they can just use Google?
Valentine's Day was simpler back then. And creepier.
Hey! Get your real world out of my internet!
These guys are getting called out by the reeferee.
