That one on the left isn't even pretending to be Bristol; she's just a really bad mom.
One on left will grow thick beard when he become man at 13.
The back left one is actually the real Shawn Bradley on his knees.
Let me guess, the one on the left is Snooki.
Ethan Thomas carries the only two weapons he needs, his fists (AKA the left and right triggers).
The Scrubs set dresser was having fun one day...