Once, after really intense sex with a high school crush I had recently reconnected with, the first thing she said to me while we were both still trying to catch our breath was "You must hungry from doing all that work, want me to make you a sandwich?"......I almost proposed.
Exorcism of Emily Rose
Don't worry, the demon won't let me fall.
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Old Steve Jobs Reads Biography Of Himself
The transformation is almost complete.
Hooters Girls Don't "Do" Evil
Except for that guy Rick they all dated, he was the worst.
Goth Kids With Santa
They're slowly killing him by sucking all the joy away.
Hot Girl Does Math in Her Underpants
Just like in that dream her creepy classmate always has.
Girl is Super Excited About Her Headphones
Who knew "Sounds of the Rainforest" could bring so much joy.
Couple Takes Bathroom Mirror Pic
They have an "open that door--you better not be doing what I think you are in there" relationship.
Hot athletic girls working a pole
Put that English degree to work over-analyzing beloved children's entertainment.
A good resource if you base you fantasy football team on great hair.
Dear roommate, please stop leaving your notes everywhere.
Cody Kennedy. Not pictured: clothes.
Don't tell me where Waldo is. Now you've ruined it.
This injustice will not stand. Largely due to the packaging.
It's rare to find sculptures of this caliber
For those who understand data sets, but not the mysteries of the heart
Just a few more quarters... I know I can get this baby.
