I almost had a threesome on valentines day. I just needed two more people
Storm Trooper
Technically, this is pre-episode IV making me more a Mandalorian than a Storm Trooper.
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Nipple Wizard
"You're a wizard, hairy."
What She's Really Dreaming About
Her professor did that to teach her a lesson.
Old Steve Jobs Reads Biography Of Himself
The transformation is almost complete.
Hot Girl Does Math in Her Underpants
Just like in that dream her creepy classmate always has.
Lindsay Lohan Inspires Kid to Find Himself
Leave that thing a-Lohan.
Girl is Super Excited About Her Headphones
Who knew "Sounds of the Rainforest" could bring so much joy.
Yoga pants so tight, they've become a part of her.
Wow, I guess having 5 blades does make a difference.
"Things Stoners Haven't Turned into Bongs" -- The Shortest Book in the World
Journalists finally revealing some hard-to-face truths
Kate Upton blocks shot of a beautiful sunset
Roommate Contract: (1) I will make your life a living hell.
Ways to meet women if you're tired of being normal.
Fixed it!
The kind of sports you can expect to see on ESPN17
Oh good, my package came. I've got a big night ahead of me.
