The other day, I was showing my mother some pictures on my laptop. Now, I like to use a wireless mouse with my notebook because the touchpad drives me nuts sometimes. As I shifted through the photos with the mouse on my knee, my mother apparently couldn't put two and two together and she asked how I was working the laptop without touching it. I told her it was mind-control.
South Park
They should never, ever make a live South Park movie.
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Little Girl Worried About Mommy
Dad used to be so fun. Apparently Mom still thinks he is.
Hot Girl Does Math in Her Underpants
Just like in that dream her creepy classmate always has.
Little Girl Smash
"Next time don't interrupt my nap, Mom."
Nudity Is Required In All Pools
This family trip is about to get awkward.
Lindsay Lohan Inspires Kid to Find Himself
Leave that thing a-Lohan.
Goth Kids With Santa
They're slowly killing him by sucking all the joy away.
Valentine's Day was simpler back then. And creepier.
Hey! Get your real world out of my internet!
These guys are getting called out by the reeferee.
Scarlett Johansson in a bikini -- I'd try to describe it but something would get lost in translation
"mirror... MIRROR!" - The Joker, also this guy.
This guy is #1
Hot athletic girls working a pole
Put that English degree to work over-analyzing beloved children's entertainment.
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