I almost had a threesome on valentines day. I just needed two more people
A pirate born 300 years too late
This was a costume I put together for myself with help from my girlfriend for a convention that was being held at our campus. I wore this around campus for about two whole days and I even wore it on the campus of Texas Tech in Lubbock... too bad I didn't
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Girls Making Out
It's a Christmas miracle!
Math Machine Doodle
How do you show your work?
Nipple Wizard
"You're a wizard, hairy."
You're Using The Toilet Brush Wrong
It makes a great back scratcher though.
Bikini Girl Rock Climbing
Once she reaches the top she has to defeat Miley Cyrus in a fist fight.
Woman Uses Butt to Grip Subway Pole
You should see how she hails a cab.
Yoga pants so tight, they've become a part of her.
Wow, I guess having 5 blades does make a difference.
"Things Stoners Haven't Turned into Bongs" -- The Shortest Book in the World
Journalists finally revealing some hard-to-face truths
Kate Upton blocks shot of a beautiful sunset
Roommate Contract: (1) I will make your life a living hell.
Ways to meet women if you're tired of being normal.
Fixed it!
The kind of sports you can expect to see on ESPN17
Oh good, my package came. I've got a big night ahead of me.
