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Little Girl Worried About Mommy
Dad used to be so fun. Apparently Mom still thinks he is.
Hooters Girls Don't "Do" Evil
Except for that guy Rick they all dated, he was the worst.
I Heart The Color Blind
Unfortunately he's also color blind, so the joke's on him.
Bouncy House Beside Real House
Real estate prices in the neighborhood just skyrocketed.
How Do You Study For Finals
At least his textbook won't suffer water damage. It's still in the plastic wrap.
Nudity Is Required In All Pools
This family trip is about to get awkward.
Spending your Valentine's Day on the internet? This will make everything better.
Thoughts on Valentine's Day from people who are paid to be cynical bastards.
The 3D makes this movie look real...ly sucky
Your pet says a lot about you. But then, you have a gossipy parrot.
Guys try to surf without water, and somehow succeed.
Ice T is good, but this time of year it's all about CoCo
Yeah! And why did Microsoft make Bing when they can just use Google?
Valentine's Day was simpler back then. And creepier.
Hey! Get your real world out of my internet!
These guys are getting called out by the reeferee.
