I almost had a threesome on valentines day. I just needed two more people
The Heisman Trophy, GI Joe, Scooby and PBR... America Fuck yea!
I found out the hard way that my Heisman Helmet was only a replica when I tackled my friend dressed as Matt Foley. Long story short, I hit my head on the sidewalk and got a concussion, and shroomed the next day... best weekend ever
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The Ideal Woman
Her shirt is actually made of beef jerky.
Old Steve Jobs Reads Biography Of Himself
The transformation is almost complete.
Epic Nerd Photobombs Hot Girl
She hasn't been seen since.
Goth Kids With Santa
They're slowly killing him by sucking all the joy away.
Bikini Girl Rock Climbing
Once she reaches the top she has to defeat Miley Cyrus in a fist fight.
Classy Girls And Icicles
They're the two most popular girls in school.
Yoga pants so tight, they've become a part of her.
Wow, I guess having 5 blades does make a difference.
"Things Stoners Haven't Turned into Bongs" -- The Shortest Book in the World
Journalists finally revealing some hard-to-face truths
Kate Upton blocks shot of a beautiful sunset
Roommate Contract: (1) I will make your life a living hell.
Ways to meet women if you're tired of being normal.
Fixed it!
The kind of sports you can expect to see on ESPN17
Oh good, my package came. I've got a big night ahead of me.
