When you love your roommate, you'll move his room into the bathroom.
When you move out of college you leave some things behind.
Can you believe this guy has the balls to wear those weird, plastic black things around his eyes?
"Margaret, I've wanted to tell you for the longest time but just didn't have the balls to do it. That's because you neutered me by the way."
He sees you when you're sleeping, he stalks you when you're awake.
When you don't respawn it's not a cheap move.