Q: What gets easier to pick up the heavier it gets? A: Women
Green Man
He was like our mascot. He'd get wasted and dress in this green spandex body suit. And now only makes appearances on Halloween.
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Woman Uses Butt to Grip Subway Pole
You should see how she hails a cab.
Tricky Bathroom Signs
The mix-up always ends up working in favor of the guys.
Classy Girls And Icicles
They're the two most popular girls in school.
Lindsay Lohan Inspires Kid to Find Himself
Leave that thing a-Lohan.
Nipple Wizard
"You're a wizard, hairy."
Bikini Girl Rock Climbing
Once she reaches the top she has to defeat Miley Cyrus in a fist fight.
Yoga pants so tight, they've become a part of her.
Wow, I guess having 5 blades does make a difference.
"Things Stoners Haven't Turned into Bongs" -- The Shortest Book in the World
Journalists finally revealing some hard-to-face truths
Kate Upton blocks shot of a beautiful sunset
Roommate Contract: (1) I will make your life a living hell.
Ways to meet women if you're tired of being normal.
Fixed it!
The kind of sports you can expect to see on ESPN17
Oh good, my package came. I've got a big night ahead of me.
