Q: What gets easier to pick up the heavier it gets? A: Women
Mario Family
Walking around in NYC, no one knew what Dry Bones was, so I ended up changing my costume to the "I Like Turtles" Kid.
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Hooters Girls Don't "Do" Evil
Except for that guy Rick they all dated, he was the worst.
Nipple Wizard
"You're a wizard, hairy."
Little Girl Smash
"Next time don't interrupt my nap, Mom."
Girls Making Out
It's a Christmas miracle!
Old Steve Jobs Reads Biography Of Himself
The transformation is almost complete.
Cat Photobombs Sexy Pic
The kitty makes this picture suitable for children.
Yoga pants so tight, they've become a part of her.
Wow, I guess having 5 blades does make a difference.
"Things Stoners Haven't Turned into Bongs" -- The Shortest Book in the World
Journalists finally revealing some hard-to-face truths
Kate Upton blocks shot of a beautiful sunset
Roommate Contract: (1) I will make your life a living hell.
Ways to meet women if you're tired of being normal.
Fixed it!
The kind of sports you can expect to see on ESPN17
Oh good, my package came. I've got a big night ahead of me.
