I was having sex with my girlfriend with the movie gladiator playing quietly in the background. She finished right before the epic scene which prompted me to raise my arms and yell "ARE YOU NOT ENTERTAINED!?"
"Never leave the housing staff your key when gone for a long weekend..... the fridge was just the BEGINNING... rooms filled with balloons, naked "balloon lady" in his bed, dixie cup sculptures in front of doors and in appliances... that's how WVWC summer
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