Phantom of the Office
Just taking a load off. All that honey glazed ham and mayonnaise in my plastic lined pockets started to weigh down on my fire-charred calves.
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Insanely Flexible Pool Player
Using the bridge just seemed too easy.
Bikini Girl Rock Climbing
Once she reaches the top she has to defeat Miley Cyrus in a fist fight.
Old Steve Jobs Reads Biography Of Himself
The transformation is almost complete.
Little Girl Worried About Mommy
Dad used to be so fun. Apparently Mom still thinks he is.
Couple Takes Bathroom Mirror Pic
They have an "open that door--you better not be doing what I think you are in there" relationship.
Cute Girl With Armpit Shark Tattoo
I don't blame her. I blame her brain.
Spending your Valentine's Day on the internet? This will make everything better.
Thoughts on Valentine's Day from people who are paid to be cynical bastards.
The 3D makes this movie look real...ly sucky
Your pet says a lot about you. But then, you have a gossipy parrot.
Guys try to surf without water, and somehow succeed.
Ice T is good, but this time of year it's all about CoCo
Yeah! And why did Microsoft make Bing when they can just use Google?
Valentine's Day was simpler back then. And creepier.
Hey! Get your real world out of my internet!
These guys are getting called out by the reeferee.
