Well I work drive-thru at a Tim Hortons. When taking orders at 8 in the morning it's so frustrating. It's almost like people sit in their car in line for 3 minutes and wait until they pull up to the speaker before deciding their order which then takes up to 5 minutes. Drive through customers also seem to forget the fact that there are people waiting behind them in line as... Read More »
Crayola Crayons
If you melt them all together they form one huge, beautiful grayish-brown woman.
How Do You Study For Finals
At least his textbook won't suffer water damage. It's still in the plastic wrap.
Math Machine Doodle
How do you show your work?
Hooters Girls Don't "Do" Evil
Except for that guy Rick they all dated, he was the worst.
Little Girl Worried About Mommy
Dad used to be so fun. Apparently Mom still thinks he is.
Tricky Bathroom Signs
The mix-up always ends up working in favor of the guys.
Facebook Abortion
Looks like she's found a new workout for weight loss.



Spending your Valentine's Day on the internet? This will make everything better.
Thoughts on Valentine's Day from people who are paid to be cynical bastards.
The 3D makes this movie look real...ly sucky
Your pet says a lot about you. But then, you have a gossipy parrot.
Guys try to surf without water, and somehow succeed.
Ice T is good, but this time of year it's all about CoCo
Yeah! And why did Microsoft make Bing when they can just use Google?
Valentine's Day was simpler back then. And creepier.
Hey! Get your real world out of my internet!
These guys are getting called out by the reeferee.