"Now if you'll excuse me, I'm going to go on an overnight drunk, and in 10 days I'm going to set out to find the shark that ate my friend and des

Well, yes and no--mostly shut up.

From memewhore

I like to imagine he's singing.

From bassman109

He had to change his Twitter handle to @reputationdestr0yed.

From King of Pith

Searching for inner his inner chillness since his parents "finally got off of his back about graduating."

From tastefullyoffensive

1 Person Strong for a Dislike Button That Inexplicably Transforms into Someone That Wants to Hang Out When I Click on It.

There's no dog in this one--they cut all of Billy Bob Thornton's scenes.

From xxlittlethoughts