The only thing that gets more wrecked than him is his car.
The only thing that dude's clearing is his plate in a 5 course meal.
That innocent smile can only mean one thing: He has no idea what's on his face.
The only thing more of-the-era than his clothes is that banner from Print Shop.
"The funny thing is that he's pissed about the 4am fire alarm and doesn't know about his face yet."
Polka dots and that formation on his face are early signs of contracting the swine flu.