An ex and I were hooking up on my couch while she was on her period. We put a towel down, so we didn't stain the couch. Hours later we got home from the bar with my buddy who was really hammered. He layed right on the towel. After cracking up for 5 minutes I had to slide it out. He'll never know, but the world needed to.
Electoral College Beer Pong
Chugging a cup for each electoral vote started off fun, then ended horrifically.
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Hello Kitty Sushi Rolls
So cute you'll be puking up rainbows.
Woman Uses Butt to Grip Subway Pole
You should see how she hails a cab.
Epic Nerd Photobombs Hot Girl
She hasn't been seen since.
Girl's Boyfriend Requests Fellatio For Birthday
Apparently she couldn't find it at Best Buy.
Math Machine Doodle
How do you show your work?
I Heart The Color Blind
Unfortunately he's also color blind, so the joke's on him.
Hot athletic girls working a pole
Put that English degree to work over-analyzing beloved children's entertainment.
A good resource if you base you fantasy football team on great hair.
Dear roommate, please stop leaving your notes everywhere.
Cody Kennedy. Not pictured: clothes.
Don't tell me where Waldo is. Now you've ruined it.
This injustice will not stand. Largely due to the packaging.
It's rare to find sculptures of this caliber
For those who understand data sets, but not the mysteries of the heart
Just a few more quarters... I know I can get this baby.
