I almost had a threesome on valentines day. I just needed two more people
Don't be so HIV negative.
That'll probably solve some other problems at the same time.
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You're Using The Toilet Brush Wrong
It makes a great back scratcher though.
Nudity Is Required In All Pools
This family trip is about to get awkward.
Little Girl Smash
"Next time don't interrupt my nap, Mom."
Woman Uses Butt to Grip Subway Pole
You should see how she hails a cab.
The Ideal Woman
Her shirt is actually made of beef jerky.
Hooters Girls Don't "Do" Evil
Except for that guy Rick they all dated, he was the worst.




Yoga pants so tight, they've become a part of her.
Wow, I guess having 5 blades does make a difference.
"Things Stoners Haven't Turned into Bongs" -- The Shortest Book in the World
Journalists finally revealing some hard-to-face truths
Kate Upton blocks shot of a beautiful sunset
Roommate Contract: (1) I will make your life a living hell.
Ways to meet women if you're tired of being normal.
Fixed it!
The kind of sports you can expect to see on ESPN17
Oh good, my package came. I've got a big night ahead of me.