He wasn't going for a wet willy, he just isn't good at rationing the sticks in his Fun Dip

But what if the desk was actually mahogany?

From alwaystheherooftimerealornotreal

As long as she doesn't try to dance, it's wildly attractive.

From oldghost

Sings about "Someone Like You," won't say who "You" is.

From therealscumbagsteve

Searching for inner his inner chillness since his parents "finally got off of his back about graduating."

From tastefullyoffensive

1 Person Strong for a Dislike Button That Inexplicably Transforms into Someone That Wants to Hang Out When I Click on It.

It is, however, a great way to remove yourself as someone's friend.