Picture I'm pretty sure this isn't what it looks like, but if it is, this is the grossest thing you will see all week.
Picture "That bow tie isn't part of the standard by the book uniform. You're gonna have to come with us sir."
Picture "I saw the picture of the guy's toe. This isn't natural, it's a result of one drunken night with some buddies. The finger is not bent, that'ss what it looks like straight."