Mr-Wizard-stand.

Using the bridge just seemed too easy.

This family trip is about to get awkward.

They have an "open that door--you better not be doing what I think you are in there" relationship.

Unfortunately he's also color blind, so the joke's on him.

At least his textbook won't suffer water damage. It's still in the plastic wrap.

Who knew "Sounds of the Rainforest" could bring so much joy.