"50 lbs of cake frosting, 11 lbs of sprinkles, 3 bottles of wiped cream, 8 candles, and our hall president's car. You can't see it from this angle but there is a blow up sex doll shaped like a pig in the front seat and 50 blown up condom in the back seat.
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this was hanging in our dorm the first week of school
"We were driving back from UC Davis and the beer from the night before didn't sit well with the Mexican food for breakfast. After he threw up all over himself on the freeway I asked him if we needed to pull over. He replied, 'naw its all good.' Thirty min
this was for a class i had to take when i got busted for drinking. it really creeps me out that they have to specify what gender you were born

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