I guess the racist white equivalent would be a Denny's ad. Or maybe L.L. Bean.
It got weird after L.L. Bean showed up.
The door just leads you into a room with a dozen drooling sixth graders.
He must be wearing a belt that holds a dozen epi pens.
I'll take, I dunno, a million?
If you want to roll over a dozen school busses and look good doing it.