"My friend made a Jungle Juice fountain to keep it mixing." You can also fill a cup without going elbow deep into the punch.

Real estate prices in the neighborhood just skyrocketed.

"Next time don't interrupt my nap, Mom."

Once she reaches the top she has to defeat Miley Cyrus in a fist fight.

Except for that guy Rick they all dated, he was the worst.

At least his textbook won't suffer water damage. It's still in the plastic wrap.

It's a Christmas miracle!

From Jordan