Picture "We rented out the entire karaoke bar for my 21st birthday and this guy showed up. No one had the heart to ask him to leave."
Picture He accidentally ate a deflated beach ball with his Chef Boyardee last night and his gas filled it up.
Picture "This random kid showed up at our party and said he didn't have the $5 cover, but he would show us awesome instead. He proceded to drop his pants. He says 'Cool huh? My brother was with me when I got it!' We Let him in." Think about how much money he has