The hardest part of beer chess is keeping track of which piece is which, and also remembering how to play chess.

Have you ever been hypnotized?

From Hotwir3

It is, however, a great way to remove yourself as someone's friend.

There's no dog in this one--they cut all of Billy Bob Thornton's scenes.

From xxlittlethoughts

The score about boobs and looking at them.

From thesleeplesssleeps

When you said you could make your foot touch your head I thought you meant something else.

From ExtraDip

Well, yes and no--mostly shut up.

From memewhore