"New contest? Best wedding keg stand...This is the mother of the bride."
"On the skate chair"
There goes the bride.
I am your father-in-law.
You should see her chastity belt.
"Zoomed out, this looks like a nice, romantic moment between newlyweds. Zoom in a little closer, and you'll see a subtle but well-played photobomb by some bro. The funny part: the bride and groom pa …