It's about time these retail chains started including prices on their signs, so shoppers can compare. (update: apparently Chicken Poop is a lip balm, in addition to a byproduct of chickens eating a lot of food.)

I'd be a lot less offended if it were listed as "hard." I can never remember which way the pointy things go.

From David Young

Her net is just nerdy guys who have accepted the fact that being fallen on is the only way they'll ever make contact.

From fotodahora

As long as she doesn't try to dance, it's wildly attractive.

From oldghost

Pure sadness, stuffed in a bunny suit, stuffed in a swing.

From Imgur

Run, Shadowfax! Show us the meaning of haste!

From wastetheday

Yo dawg, I heard you like talking about me.

From absolutelymadness