If nothing else, getting bounced off a trampoline and swallowed by a yawning hippo is certainly an honorable way to die.
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Woman Uses Butt to Grip Subway Pole
You should see how she hails a cab.
Goth Kids With Santa
They're slowly killing him by sucking all the joy away.
How Do You Study For Finals
At least his textbook won't suffer water damage. It's still in the plastic wrap.
You're Using The Toilet Brush Wrong
It makes a great back scratcher though.
Hooters Girls Don't "Do" Evil
Except for that guy Rick they all dated, he was the worst.
Math Machine Doodle
How do you show your work?




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Fixed it!
The kind of sports you can expect to see on ESPN17
Oh good, my package came. I've got a big night ahead of me.
And that's why you always leave a note
Siri, what is the temperature... because I just got burned!
Pfft I listened to polka covers of arena rock before it was cool
Forever a zone
The other side of Adele's story
Spending your Valentine's Day on the internet? This will make everything better.
Thoughts on Valentine's Day from people who are paid to be cynical bastards.