That's like a "can god make a rock so heavy even god can't lift it" type situation. « » View Original Size × Share Tumblr Facebook Twitter Reddit Stumble Upon Email Embed × Share with friend Your Name Your Email Friends' Emails (Separate multiple addresses with commas) Send Submit a Picture May 3, 2006 See More Chuck Norris 24 Recommended Comments () Picture Finally, the church is addressing the important topics. Next week - can god make a rock so heavy that even god himself can't lift it? Picture Can God sell a rock so big He can't pick it up? Picture If Chuck Norris is so awesome, why did he make Sidekicks? Picture "Jack Bauer's favorite color is severe terror alert red. His second favorite color is violet, but just because it sounds like violent." Picture It's full of rocks so big, not even he can lift them. Picture "This is Chuck Norris' house in the Bahamas." It's apparently in stealth mode - you can't see any of his missile silos or machine gun nests. Comments ()