Imagine waking up to that face every morning.

Apparently she couldn't find it at Best Buy.

From Tatyana Washington

Dad used to be so fun. Apparently Mom still thinks he is.

They're the two most popular girls in school.

At least his textbook won't suffer water damage. It's still in the plastic wrap.

They're slowly killing him by sucking all the joy away.

So cute you'll be puking up rainbows.