It's ironic that I drink coffee to be productive, but end up spending an hour pooping 10 minutes later.
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Detention Slip Given for Hunger Games Reference
Sexy and They Know It
Girls Remind Hockey Player of Sexual History
Student Owned by Professor on Facebook
Offensive Draw Something Word
Truck Babe Airbrush Fail
Discovered by the Germans in 1904, they named it Iraq, which of course in German means a whale's vagina.
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Detention Slip Given for Hunger Games Reference
But what if the desk was actually mahogany?
Sexy and They Know It
Well, think it.
Girls Remind Hockey Player of Sexual History
You don't have to answer, your smile says it all.
Student Owned by Professor on Facebook
Yo dawg, I heard you like talking about me.
Offensive Draw Something Word
I'd be a lot less offended if it were listed as "hard." I can never remember which way the pointy things go.
Truck Babe Airbrush Fail
They decided to scrap his art career and sell it for parts.



"You'll be part of me forever. Or, for the next 12 to 24 hours."
How to live in a tiny apartment, step one: buy a shrink ray gun that works on humans.
You can't spell "fun" without "terrifying." Oh, you can? I've been spelling it real incorrectly.
There hasn't been a disaster this cute since the Great Pomeranian Tsunami of '03.
Wrestling has so much drama, it's a wonder it's COMPLETELY REAL AND NOT AT ALL SCRIPTED.
If you can't stand the fire alarm, get out of the kitchen. And go on the Internet.
From the director who brought you Wall-Alien.
Hey, you just got here, and this is crazy. But here's some covers, so watch them, maybe.
It's like seeing a whole bunch of twins where one of them is slightly less attractive.
It's like seeing a whole bunch of twins where one of them is slightly less attractive.