That's not a fortune as much as it is an advertisement. « » View Original Size × Share Tumblr Facebook Twitter Reddit Stumble Upon Email Embed × Share with friend Your Name Your Email Friends' Emails (Separate multiple addresses with commas) Send Submit a Picture May 1, 2006 See More Barry Manilow Recommended Comments () Picture Underwear Advertisement Picture That's all he needs. Just 4. Is that really so much to ask for? Picture That's not an actual person, it's the mascot of the Yoshinoya fast-food chain. She's pretty much the Ronald McDonald of Asia. Picture Why do you think people love fortune cookies so much? Free toilet paper. Picture FORTUNE COOKIES: That's great, because I'm already hungry again. Picture In Kentucky, this is actually an advertisement. Comments ()