Don't get too excited, she's just dropping off the coal.
Sorry Mittens, but you're just not cute enough for carry on anymore.
"That's my roommate inside a luggage bag... the girl didn't even notice."
By the way Sue, we're dropping Invisible from your nickname. You're now just Woman.
"If your luggage didn't arrive in Calgary, this may be why."
He's just lucky his shoes were off.