The earth's penis looks good but relative to it's size, it's actually pretty pathetic.

Once she reaches the top she has to defeat Miley Cyrus in a fist fight.

She hasn't been seen since.

Leave that thing a-Lohan.

Who knew "Sounds of the Rainforest" could bring so much joy.

This family trip is about to get awkward.

I don't blame her. I blame her brain.