That Girl ... and a Unabomber.

Searching for inner his inner chillness since his parents "finally got off of his back about graduating."

From tastefullyoffensive

There's no dog in this one--they cut all of Billy Bob Thornton's scenes.

From xxlittlethoughts

You know, in the time it took you to draw this, you could have taken out the trash.

From Percipere

But what if the desk was actually mahogany?

From alwaystheherooftimerealornotreal

Well, yes and no--mostly shut up.

From memewhore

Even if you could, you'd just get hair on your palms.

From goodatinternet