I was having sex with my girlfriend with the movie gladiator playing quietly in the background. She finished right before the epic scene which prompted me to raise my arms and yell "ARE YOU NOT ENTERTAINED!?"
Inserter wanted for Mr. Annis.
Mr. Annis only has 6 people on his staff right now. And only half of them are Inserters.
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The Ideal Woman
Her shirt is actually made of beef jerky.
Old Steve Jobs Reads Biography Of Himself
The transformation is almost complete.
Lindsay Lohan Inspires Kid to Find Himself
Leave that thing a-Lohan.
Facebook Abortion
Looks like she's found a new workout for weight loss.
How Do You Study For Finals
At least his textbook won't suffer water damage. It's still in the plastic wrap.
I Heart The Color Blind
Unfortunately he's also color blind, so the joke's on him.
Fixed it!
The kind of sports you can expect to see on ESPN17
Oh good, my package came. I've got a big night ahead of me.
And that's why you always leave a note
Siri, what is the temperature... because I just got burned!
Pfft I listened to polka covers of arena rock before it was cool
Forever a zone
The other side of Adele's story
Spending your Valentine's Day on the internet? This will make everything better.
Thoughts on Valentine's Day from people who are paid to be cynical bastards.
