Picture She comes to visit me at school every weekend, she parties with us, she smears her perfume on all my clothes, she cusses out my teachers for no reason, she sleeps in my friends' beds... my mom RULES!
Picture "My mom was so confident that she shot eyes closed. And yes, she and my little sister beat me and my dad. I still cry sometimes."
Picture "Everytime you win 3 games in a row at beerpong in my room you get to fill out a brick on the wall."