After this he went to the beer pong tables to finish all the wounded soldiers. Then he drank the water cups.

Who knew "Sounds of the Rainforest" could bring so much joy.

You should see how she hails a cab.

This family trip is about to get awkward.

They're the two most popular girls in school.

Yours truly, Person That Hates You

At least his textbook won't suffer water damage. It's still in the plastic wrap.