My boyfriend's very quiet during sex even before he orgasms, so lately I've asked him to say something before he cums. After much deliberation he's decided on "BAZINGA!"...
Microsoft is going great lenghts to advertise Vista.
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Lindsay Lohan Inspires Kid to Find Himself
Leave that thing a-Lohan.
What She's Really Dreaming About
Her professor did that to teach her a lesson.
How Do You Study For Finals
At least his textbook won't suffer water damage. It's still in the plastic wrap.
Insanely Flexible Pool Player
Using the bridge just seemed too easy.
Cute Girl Internet Browsers
"Browser? I hardly even know her--and even if I did, who would be interested in a person who made that joke?"
You're Using The Toilet Brush Wrong
It makes a great back scratcher though.
Spending your Valentine's Day on the internet? This will make everything better.
Thoughts on Valentine's Day from people who are paid to be cynical bastards.
The 3D makes this movie look real...ly sucky
Your pet says a lot about you. But then, you have a gossipy parrot.
Guys try to surf without water, and somehow succeed.
Ice T is good, but this time of year it's all about CoCo
Yeah! And why did Microsoft make Bing when they can just use Google?
Valentine's Day was simpler back then. And creepier.
Hey! Get your real world out of my internet!
These guys are getting called out by the reeferee.
