He's colorblind. To him, we're all the same color.

If art degree remains valuable for more than four hours, call a doctor immediately.

From caedis

As long as she doesn't try to dance, it's wildly attractive.

From oldghost

You know, in the time it took you to draw this, you could have taken out the trash.

From Percipere

Sings about "Someone Like You," won't say who "You" is.

From therealscumbagsteve

The nature walk from Hell.

From whatsthedillpickle

Yo dawg, I heard you like talking about me.

From absolutelymadness