Q: What gets easier to pick up the heavier it gets? A: Women
Pornshop on fire in the rain
I worked across the street from a porn shop and one day the sign caught fire DURING A DOWNPOUR. I think God doesn't like porn shops. I don't think we were created in his image anymore.
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