I almost had a threesome on valentines day. I just needed two more people
New York is trying to kill us all. One pedestrian at a time.
WTF this doesn't need explanation.
Like this Picture
Embed
Close
Nipple Wizard
"You're a wizard, hairy."
Epic Nerd Photobombs Hot Girl
She hasn't been seen since.
How Do You Study For Finals
At least his textbook won't suffer water damage. It's still in the plastic wrap.
Old Steve Jobs Reads Biography Of Himself
The transformation is almost complete.
Goth Kids With Santa
They're slowly killing him by sucking all the joy away.
Hooters Girls Don't "Do" Evil
Except for that guy Rick they all dated, he was the worst.
Yoga pants so tight, they've become a part of her.
Wow, I guess having 5 blades does make a difference.
"Things Stoners Haven't Turned into Bongs" -- The Shortest Book in the World
Journalists finally revealing some hard-to-face truths
Kate Upton blocks shot of a beautiful sunset
Roommate Contract: (1) I will make your life a living hell.
Ways to meet women if you're tired of being normal.
Fixed it!
The kind of sports you can expect to see on ESPN17
Oh good, my package came. I've got a big night ahead of me.
