"Mom, thanks for the DVD Game but you know I like pornographic posters!"
This made it considerably harder for the kids to keep playing in their pee wee football game.
The slowest game of tag ever.
Now we play the waiting game.
Behold, the master of the old school Nokia cell phone games. May his glory endure forever, or until he finally gets a damn smartphone.
Don't hate the player, hate the game.