"He kept referring to his pinky finger as Santa's Little Helper."

Sings about "Someone Like You," won't say who "You" is.

From therealscumbagsteve

Her net is just nerdy guys who have accepted the fact that being fallen on is the only way they'll ever make contact.

From fotodahora

But what if the desk was actually mahogany?

From alwaystheherooftimerealornotreal

Well, think it.

I'd be a lot less offended if it were listed as "hard." I can never remember which way the pointy things go.

From David Young

There's no dog in this one--they cut all of Billy Bob Thornton's scenes.

From xxlittlethoughts