Nice hair

Unfortunately he's also color blind, so the joke's on him.

Real estate prices in the neighborhood just skyrocketed.

I don't blame her. I blame her brain.

"Browser? I hardly even know her--and even if I did, who would be interested in a person who made that joke?"

At least his textbook won't suffer water damage. It's still in the plastic wrap.

You should see how she hails a cab.