Another victim of the Swayzer beam.
Another graduating class is victim to... THE SHOCKER!
I think I figured out the secret to the gallon challenge - drink purple milk! Oh wait, nevermind.
"This is Matt towards the end of the gallon challenge. GOT MILK?"
Obviously another victim of a bet gone horribly, horribly wrong.
I guess if you use the arm long enough... wait, that's not how evolution works.