Found this at a junkyard...exactly as it is in the picture

Have you ever been hypnotized?

From Hotwir3

You can keep the 30 cents.

From otiose321

You don't have to answer, your smile says it all.

Her net is just nerdy guys who have accepted the fact that being fallen on is the only way they'll ever make contact.

From fotodahora

She gets her pants from the same place as The Incredible Hulk. Nothing can burst through these things.

From bowhunter6274

When you said you could make your foot touch your head I thought you meant something else.

From ExtraDip